Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 11, 2000
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?Ralph, you?ve used up all three of your lifelines, and you still haven?t answered the FIRST QUESTION!? ?I know, Regis, and I think I?m going to quit now and walk away!? ?Walk away?? But you haven?t won any money yet!!? ?I think it?s better to quit now than to risk the indignity of losing on the first question.? ?Besides, that pulsation background music is giving me a headache!? ?Click.?