Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 17, 2000
Transcript:
"There's no question about it, Ralph! Your side of the family definitely has the weirdest relatives!" "Oh, yeah? Name one!" "Your aunt Sue, the cat lady...your cousin, Fred, the tire collector..." "Your uncle Frank, the pack rat...your brother-in-law Phil, the chronic liar..." "I said name ONE!" "Your nephew Vince, the time traveler..."