Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 04, 2000
Transcript:
"Ever since Steinbauer saved my life, he's been making me feel miserable about it!" "Maybe you ought to save HIS life, and then you'd be even!" "Hey, I have an idea..." "Maybe I ought to save HIS life, and then we'd be even!" "That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!" "Where's the nearest quicksand?"