Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 21, 2000
August 19, 2000
August 22, 2000
Transcript:
?Good morning, kids! Welcome to Mall Cop Scout Camp!? ?Here at camp, you will learn what it takes to become a profession-al mall cop!? ?You?ll earn merit badges in the following areas: food court cuisine, mod-ern mall cop technology, and mall cop survival skills, to name a few.? ?Any questions?? ?Is it too late to get a refund??
