Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 13, 2000
Transcript:
"Hello, Krunchy Kates donut shop? This is Ralph Drabble." "I filled out an employment application an hour ago, and I just wondered if you've decided to hire me?" "...not yet?" "Well, let me just say that I love your donuts and working there would be a dream come true! oh, PLEASE hire me! I'll work for FREE!" "I hope I don't sound too eager."