Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 16, 2000
Transcript:
"Ralph, why would you want to work in a donut shop?" "This isn't just ANY donut shop, honeybunch." "KRUNCHY KAKES is a national chain! Everyone knows how well they treat their employees!!" "Working here will give me an opportunity to expand my horizons!" "You're going to expand, all right!" "Mmm!"