Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 27, 2000
Transcript:
"It's the strangest thing, Patrick..." "For two days in a row, Wendy has HUGGED me for no apparent reason!" "Maybe she's finally decided I'm not such a loser after all! Maybe she's actually starting to LIKE me!" "...but probably now, huh?" "My hunch is she's been hypnotized!"