Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 06, 2000
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?Ralph, this tree isn?t fresh. I want you to take it back to the lot!? ?Are you out of your mind??? ?What kind of LUNATIC returns a Christmas tree?? You?ll just have to make the best of it!? ?Here?s a novel idea? Just turn the ugly side to the wall!? ?It didn?t help.? ?You?re a funny, funny woman.?
If he’d done that to her, there would be a calling for his arrest. She is so toxic.