Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 09, 2000

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?No-neck just happened to stop by honeybunch!? ?My, what a beautiful Christmas tree!? ?It is obviously fresh too! I?ve seen fresh trees before, but this is? um? uhh??? ?The freshest tree I?ve ever seen.? ?How was that, Ralph?? ?I?m a dead man.? ?Return the tree!?