Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 16, 2001
March 15, 2001
March 17, 2001
Transcript:
"Hello, sir! Is your house equipped with a home security system?" "No, but we should probably get one!" "My dad keeps a big wad of money in the cookie jar, and the lock on the back door is broken!" "Have a nice day!" "And my mom keeps her jewelry in a..."
I always got that idea from the door-to-door people trying to sell security systems — they’re just looking for places to rob.