Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 19, 2001
Transcript:
"Steinbauer, I demand the return of the portrait of my beloved aunt Ethel!" "Sorry, Ralph. A deal is a deal." "I sold it under duress! It was a clear case of temporary insanity!" "There are laws against taking advantage of people who are in a decreased mental state!" "You're out of your mind!" "AH HA! So you ADMIT it!!"