Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 18, 2002

Transcript:

"Tipster Drabble reports that traffic is light on the evening commute!" "Mrs. Drabble reports that she is very angry because Tipster Drabble left gum in his shirt pocket again, and it went through the wash!" "We advise Tipster Drabble to take an alternate route home...preferably a longer one, that will allow your wife time to cool off!" "Those traffic reports give you a lot of information!"