Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 20, 2002
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?I can?t believe Steinbauer would build a new pool and not invite me swimming!? ?Then, to add insult to injury, he throws a big pool party and invites everyone except me and my family!? ?If it makes you feel any better, dad. You?re the only one he didn?t invite!? ?Thanks for the clarification, son.?
Sneak over the fence and take a huge dump in there.