Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 21, 2002
Transcript:
?Whichever line you?re standing in always moves the slowest.? ?It?s hard to find anything good on TV between 4:00pm and 6:00pm.? ?The loose French fries down at the bottom of the sack always taste the best!? ?Dad, when I asked you to teach me everything you know, this isn?t exactly what I had in mind.? ?Relax. I?m just warming up!?