Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 08, 2003

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?This is the last straw!? ?Funworld amusement park took out my favorite attraction, the haunted shack!? ?From now on, I?m boycotting Funworld!? ?Ralph, you haven?t been to Funworld in 28 years!? ?Good! I hope they?re starting to feel the pinch!?