Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 31, 2003
Transcript:
?Although you?ve been laid off, Ralph, our situation is not dire.? ?I?ve been working on an emergency food storage program. You?ll be relieved to know we have a year?s worth of food stored in our garage.? ?I know. I found it.? ?Don?t tell me?? ?Fortunately, I?ve only eaten 11 months worth.?