Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 10, 2003
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?A three-speed reversible drill?? ?I bought it at Zundel?s!? ?How thoughtful! Thank you, Ralph!? ?Who knew mom would?ve wanted a three-speed reversible drill for her birthday!? ?She didn?t.? ?She returns everything, so it only matters what store you bought it at!? ?Did you keep the receipt??