Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 15, 2003
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?Slow down, Ralph! Don?t drive over that speed bump! Go around it!? ?Yes, dear!? ?Don?t park here! We?ll get a dent! Park on an end space!? ?Sigh? ?Mom?s really a guiding influence for you, isn?t she?? ?You might say she?s the backseat-driving force in my life!?
The Toxic Tyrant strikes again.