Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 01, 2003

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?Hey, Ralph! Quit parking your old car in front of my house!? ?It leaks oil and leaves unsightly stains all over the place!? ?Relax, Steinbauer! It won?t be a problem any longer!? ?Because you?re going to move it?? ?No, because it?s finally out of oil!?