Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 07, 2004
Transcript:
"One empty box of cookies, one empty bag of chips." "An empty bottle of soda, an empty box of crackers. An empty can of aerosol cheese." "3 Candy wrappers and a banana peel. Your total is $24.72" "It's much easier to carry out the groceries when you eat it all in the store."
At least you’re an honest mooch, Ralph