Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 18, 2005
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July 19, 2005
Transcript:
"I got a big promotion at the mall!" "After 15 distinguished years of fighting crime, I have been promoted to assistant sumpreme mall cop commander!" "Wow! Does that mean you'll get a raise?" "Even better..." "I get to wear a cape!"
Yeah, if I got a raise, i wouldn’t tell this nutjob.