Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 21, 2005
Transcript:
"How did you get to be 'mall cop man'?" "I came to this mall to help ensure truth, justice and a top-notch shopping experience!" "I achieved superhero status as a result of my heroic actions during the recent midnight madness sale!" "Wow!" "If you don't write your own story, someone else will write it for you!"