Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 23, 2006
Transcript:
"Let's do a little channel surfing..." flip flip flip flip "Hey, women's beach volleyball!" "Honeybunch hates it when I watch this because she thinks I just want to see girls in bikinis!" "I'm home, Ralph!" press! press! press! press! press! WHACK WHACK WHACK "So...This is what you watch when I'm not home!" press press press "I need to remember to change the batteries in the remote every six months!"
I’d have responded, “Yes! Does it make you want to leave, and take the stupid cat and Norman?”