Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 29, 2006
Transcript:
BBQ GUY "How would you like me to cook your burger, Norm?" "Well done!" "Well done?? I thought you liked your burgers rare!" "I do." "'Well done' is as close to 'rare' as Dad gets!" "Honeybunch, how would you like your burger...Well done, charred, or incinerated?"
Rare with a touch of E Coli on the side!