Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 29, 2006

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BBQ GUY "How would you like me to cook your burger, Norm?" "Well done!" "Well done?? I thought you liked your burgers rare!" "I do." "'Well done' is as close to 'rare' as Dad gets!" "Honeybunch, how would you like your burger...Well done, charred, or incinerated?"