Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 31, 2006
Transcript:
"Why, good evening officer! You're probably wondering why I'm flinging bathroom tissue at that house!" "You see, the man who lives there hosted a pool party earlier tonight..." "And I'm the only one in the neighborhood who wasn't invited!" "Gosh, it's hard to believe someone wouldn't invite a guy like you to a party!" "My thoughts exactly!!"