Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 19, 2007
Transcript:
"Ralph, the sliding glass door needs to be washed. Let's do it together!" "Together??!" "Honeybunch, if you wash it yourself, it will take an hour." "If I wash it myself, it will take ten minutes!" "If we wash it together, it will take the rest of the day, and part of tomorrow!" "I'll get the squeegees!"
Just walk away, Ralph. You do your job. Hers is the house.