Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 14, 2007

Transcript:

7 "Ralph, you've selected case number 7! 25 cases remain! Pick a number!" "Case number 12!" "Inside case number 12 is...one million dollars." "Wooo! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'd like to publicly tell my stupid boss that I quit!!!" "Ralph, that doesn't mean you win a million dollars, it means you don't win a million dollars!" "Oh yeah. Never mind!"