Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 21, 2007

Transcript:

BUFFET "I'm going to the self-serve ice cream machine, honeybunch!" "OK, Ralph!" "Oooh! Aahh! Wow! Awesome!" clap clap clap clap whistle! clap clap! "Aren't you just a little embarrassed?" "Hey, it's not like I'll ever see any of these people again!"