Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 02, 2007
Transcript:
"Ralph, for heaven's sake! Park the car already!" "Yeah, Dad! Why are we going to the very back of the parking lot??" "Because, when you have a fancy new car, you like to park it as far away as possible and hope that no one parks next to you!" "New car owners can be a little paranoid!" "Oh yeah, huh! That makes sense!" "...Except we don't HAVE a new car!" "Your father likes to park right next to the new car owners just to annoy them!" "It's a long walk, but well worth it!"
He parks there because the owner of a new car won’t open their doors into his car, not what June said.