Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 26, 2008
Transcript:
"The food court confirmation hearings will now come to order!" "Mall cop Drabble. Congratulations on being nominated to be the next chief justice of the food court!" "Thank you, sir!" "That's certainly an impressive array of medals you've accumulated!" "Hey, those are my Boy Scout merit badges!!" "Shhhhh!! Go ride the escalator for a while!"