Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 14, 2008
May 13, 2008
May 15, 2008
Transcript:
Mall cop awards tonight June: You seem nervous, Ralph! Ralph: I'm expecting to win the lifetime achievement award! June: What makes you think so? Ralph: Are you kidding? I was the one who invented the term "mall cop"! It's about time Ralph Drabble got a little recognition! Besides, the other guy who's up for the lifetime achievement award is only nineteen!
