Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 12, 2008
Transcript:
Norman says, "Look! We're on the security monitor!" Norman says, "Wow, it's true what they say: The camera adds weight! Jeepers!" Norman says, "It not only adds a lot of weight, it adds a lot of age! Good golly!" Norman says, "Oh, nevermind. I was looking at you!"
I used scales to get his weight and if he was made of money then that would have $15,492,600