Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 27, 2009
Transcript:
Norman says, "Mom seems a little upset today, Dad." Ralph says, "That's because she thinks I've forgotten that our anniversary is tomorrow!" Norman says, "Why does she think that?" Ralph says, "Becayse that's what I want her to think!" Ralph says, "Then tomorrow, when she's really mad, I'll give her this expensive watch, and she'll feel like a complete fool!" Norman says, "How romantic." Ralph says, "It's my anniversary, too! I deserve to have a little fun!"