Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 28, 2009
Transcript:
Ralph says, "So long, no-neck!" No-neck says, "Not so fast, Ralph!" No-neck says, "Are you attempting to leave this establishment with a muffin? All food must be consumed on the premises!" No-neck says, "What else are you trying to abscond with? Up against the wall!!" No-neck says, "Well, well! Look who has a pocketful of Lava cake!" Ralph says, "I hope you know I intend to fill out a customer satisfaction card!"