Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 03, 2010

Transcript:

Ralph says, "What did you lose now, son?" Norman says, "I can't find my library card!" Ralph says, "Oh, for Pete's sake, Norm! You need to become more responsible!" Ralph says, "You're getting too big for this!" Ralph says, "You're always losing things! It shows a lack of focus!" Ralph says, "Take CARE of your things! Remember, there's a place for everything, so keep everything in its..." Norman says, "By the way, dad, I found your car keys in the refrigerator!" Ralph thinks, "Sometimes I'm glad that my kids tend to ignore me!"