Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 15, 2010
Transcript:
Wendy says, "Here's a box of Valentine's candy, Norman!" Norman says, "For me?? Thank you, Wendy!" Wendy says, "I had an extra one and I couldn't find anyone else to give it to." Norman says, "How thoughtful!" Wendy says, "The mailman is on a diet, the guy in the toll booth is allergic..." Norman says, "I'm touched!" Wendy says, "Hey, maybe my insurance agent would like it!" Norman says, "Thank you for thinking of me momentarily!"
When they end up married, it’s going to be like his parents marriage. The only difference is that she’s prettier than June and he’s dumber than Ralph! Waaaay prettier and waaaay dumber!