Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 26, 2010
Transcript:
Mrs. Alabaster says, "You men do such a fine job of guarding our community! Have a cupcake!" No-neck says, "Thanks, Mrs. Alabaster!" Ralph says, "No thank you!" No-neck says, "Trying to lose weight, Ralph?" Ralph says, "Not really?" Ralph says, "At this point, it's more of a matter of damage control!"