Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 16, 2010
May 15, 2010
May 17, 2010
Transcript:
Man says, "Hi! I'm calling to tell you that Timmy just got a great hit!" Man says, "It was incredible! You wouldn't believe it!!" Man says, "He clobbered it! He nearly tore the cover off the ball!!" Man says, "Timmy hit a rocket that they had no chance to catch! It was awesome!! Everyone went wild!!" Ralph says, "Timmy popped it up and the infielder couldn't catch it because the sun was in his eyes and he was crying!!" Ralph says, "Baseball parents have never been known for their journalistic integrity!" Man says, "Ignore him. That's the pitcher's dad!"
