Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 23, 2010
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Look what I bought, honeybunch! Low-fat ice cream!" Ralph says, "I'm finally getting serious about losing weight!" June says, "Good for you, Ralph!" June says, "Although it might be better if it wasn't low-fat chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream!" Ralph says, "Hey, it's a step in the right direction!"
Never satisfied, loathesome woman.