Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 20, 2010

Transcript:

TV says, "?And now here's Lana with the weather!" Ralph says, "Wow!" June says, "Why did you say, 'Wow' when the weather girl walked on?" Ralph says, "She's not a weather girl, she's a meteorologist! How dare you call her a weather girl! That's demeaning!" June says, "You're right. I'm sorry!" Ralph says, "The best defense is a good offense!"