Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 31, 2010
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Norm, as you prepare to leave home to go live at college, you may be having second thoughts." Ralph says, "But let me remind you of one thing?" Ralph says, "Today is the first day of the rest of my life!" Norman says, "That's nice, dad." Ralph says, "Maybe I could turn your room into a home theater!"