Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 23, 2010
Transcript:
Dumb Ralph says, "Go ahead and respond to your high school sweetheart, Ralph! What's the harm?" Smart Ralph says, "Don't do it!!" Smart Ralph says, "If your wife finds out, it could damage your relationship!!" Dumb Ralph says, "How would she ever know?" June says, "Ralph, did you eat the entire bag of cookies and then replace them with a new bag, thinking I wouldn't notice?!" Smart Ralph says, "Trust me, she'll know!"
Maybe she’s available, and you could get away from the Toxic Tyrant….