Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 09, 2011

Transcript:

Ralph says, "Hey! Our DVD is breaking up!" June says, "There must be something on the disc!" Ralph says, "What should I do?" June says, "Take the disc out of the player." Ralph says, "Now what?" June says, "Blow on it!" POOOFF! June says, "Now wipe it on your shirt." June says, "Now blow on the DVD player" June says, "Not tap on the TV screen!" June says, "Now hop up and down on one foot." Ralph says, "Does it matter which..." Ralph says, "Oh, you're a riot!!"