Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 14, 2011
Transcript:
Norman: Dad, I'm in show business! I'm going to be in the "Pageant of the painters" Ralph: What's that? Norman: It's a show where great works of art are recreated on stage using actors! I'm going to play George Washington crossing the Delaware! All I have to do is stand perfectly still like this for two minutes! Ralph: You've always had a talent for standing around doing nothing!
Tableaux? How vintage!