Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 28, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Please remove your shoes, belts, and all the contents from your pockets before you pass through security! I know it's a hassle, but let's all try to be cheerful! If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands... Crowd: Grumble grumble grumble grumble (symbols) Ralph: I tried.
Some people hate publicly disrobing to music.