Ralph: Before passing through security, all passengers must remove their shoes and belts! You forgot to remove your belt. Allow me... Fwissshh! That's always fun!
Those guys are real idiots. Over the last ten years, I have flown an average of less than once a year, but they still managed to get me twice, both times while inspecting my suitcase after it was checked in. The first time they managed to break off the pull-tab on the suitcase zipper and I had to get a whole new suitcase. The second time, I came home from a trip and when I got to my apartment heard this strange buzzing sound. Couldn’t figure out what it was until I unpacked and discovered that while inspecting my electric razor to make sure it wasn’t a bomb they had turned it on to make sure it was really it a razor and just didn’t bother to turn it off when they replaced it in my suitcase!
Personally, I’m glad to know that airline security is now in the hands of cartoon characters. Maybe when I take that trip at the end of next month, I’ll get Blondie.
Friends who traveled with their bicycles found the boxes had been opened when they arrived at their destination, and what did the TSA leave in the box for them? Some BOX CUTTERS!With TSA written on them….
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Spoken like a true agent of the TSA…
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Ralph misses his Segway . . . ☻
OldestandWisest over 12 years ago
Those guys are real idiots. Over the last ten years, I have flown an average of less than once a year, but they still managed to get me twice, both times while inspecting my suitcase after it was checked in. The first time they managed to break off the pull-tab on the suitcase zipper and I had to get a whole new suitcase. The second time, I came home from a trip and when I got to my apartment heard this strange buzzing sound. Couldn’t figure out what it was until I unpacked and discovered that while inspecting my electric razor to make sure it wasn’t a bomb they had turned it on to make sure it was really it a razor and just didn’t bother to turn it off when they replaced it in my suitcase!
Kip W over 12 years ago
Personally, I’m glad to know that airline security is now in the hands of cartoon characters. Maybe when I take that trip at the end of next month, I’ll get Blondie.
pedalflower over 12 years ago
Friends who traveled with their bicycles found the boxes had been opened when they arrived at their destination, and what did the TSA leave in the box for them? Some BOX CUTTERS!With TSA written on them….
jpsomebody over 12 years ago
I always wear my belt so I can get a turn.
cbrsarah over 12 years ago
I’m glad I don’t fly.
Erasmus Nephalius Johnson over 5 years ago
The secret is to wear Ralph-approved sweatpants, and then there’s no belt hassle