Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 31, 2012
Transcript:
Kid: Trick or treat! Ralph: Sorry, kid. You're way too late! You must be new to the neighborhood! I always eat all the candy before anyone gets here! But here's a souvenir of your visit! Kid: ? Kid's shirt: I trick-or-treated at Ralph Drabble's house and all I got was this lousy shirt!
No, he’s not cheap, just a glutten.