Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 30, 2012
Transcript:
June: I'm finally back! I went to the supermarket earlier to buy stuff for dinner... But when I got home, I realized that I had forgotten to buy one key ingredient! So I went all the way back to the store and waited in line all over again! But at least now I have everything I need to make you a delicious dinner! Ralph: I'm not hungry. I grabbed a cheeseburger on the way home! Norman: Why do you smell like nutmeg? Ralph: I just had a can of it poured down my pants.
He smells of nutmeg because he allows his TOXIC wife to abuse him.