Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 17, 2013
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February 18, 2013
Transcript:
Clerk: Mr. Drabble, please cover your left eye and read the third line of the eye chart. Ralph: E... P.. T... G... W Clerk: That is correct. Ralph: Yes! Clerk: Be honest. Did you memorize that line beforehand? Ralph: Are you questioning my eyesight? Are you suggesting that my visual skills are not what they used to be? Why would you imply such a thing? Clerk: The eye chart is on that wall! Ralph: Which only proves how keen my eyesight is!!
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